*holds up mega phone* You trigger the switch when the trolley is straddling the fork in the tracks! That’ll cause it to safely detail and not hit either of them!
you killed all 12 passengers.
They had time to jump off; not my fault.
the true trolley problem isn’t about what’s right or wrong, but how to shift the blame
People don’t behave like shelter cats are infinitely valuable. You could sell the Mona Lisa for around a billion dollars, and then save how many cat lives? I guess the whole point of the trolley problem is to point out human irrational behavior.
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Well it was developed by a genocidal racist…
Try putting a palestinian on the tracks. I’m sure the money is more valuable. At least if the “AI” understands reality.
That’s capitalism. That’s the system we’re trapped under.
Uhhhh, Grok made the right choice. The cat is not tied down or restrained in any way.
You ever try putting a cat sized sports jersy on a cat? The cat does this amazing thing when it doesn’t want to do something. It runs…away.
Much like it would if it saw a massive trolley clanking doen the tracks straight at it. The cat would run 3 feet to the side, watch the trolley roll by, nothing happens, and then the cat licks itself while somehow also being condesending about it. Only animal that can make itself have an aura of superiority while licking it’s own butthole.
Somehow, I really am not interested in how any LLM responds to ethical problems, much like I don’t care about a rock’s thoughts on the weather, or a ocean wave’s views on sandwiches.
Tbh im interested in a rocks thoughts on the weather if it’s the right rock:

I’m currious how they tied that string!
Also, stone being gone could also be a nearby nuclear bomb explosion. Which didn’t start as a weather condition…but it is NOW!
Save the cat and let the painting be destroyed. Yes, it’s a tragic loss of a famous painting, but I couldn’t stand to see a cat be killed like that.
Weirdly enough, Grok would sacrifice the Mona Lisa for 5 trees:

Trees > Mona Lisa > Cat
I think I’ve deduced the logic here.






