The clerk says, “certainly sir, will this be cash or card?”
The duck says, “put it on my bill”
You must log in or register to comment.
And then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle
”So sorry, sir… We only have grapes."
A duck goes into a chemist and asks for some condoms
The clerk replies “Certainly, shall I put it in your bill?”
“Do I look like some sort of pervert?!”
Pharmacist asked if the duck had a prescription but the duck said he refused to go see some quack !




