The enshoppification slopamation, when Abraham Bezos gave his famous address to the dead internet

Then it can also invent money I don’t have to pay for that shit

This is like those mobile ads for mobile games that don’t actually exist. They make fake gameplay footage of a game with a mechanic/idea that they speculate people might like, track the clicks to see how popular the idea is, then only build it once they think they have a guaranteed winner based on the click rate.

No doubt they are doing the same here, collecting stats on what people might like, if only it existed, then getting that thing made. Talk about outcompeting manufacturers. Again.

I wish they recorded the meeting where they decided to do that.

feels like peak comedy.

You know it’s fucked when the Onion didn’t write this.