slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoBillionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons bannedwww.hindustantimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down11
arrow-up12arrow-down1external-linkBillionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons bannedwww.hindustantimes.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareSchwim Dandy@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoWe should offer these two doctors’ services for free penis enlargements to all billionaires.
minus-squareMark with a Z@suppo.filinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-24 months agoRather than free, you should offer the most exclusive and expensive dong surgeries on earth.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoYou’re both half right. You offer the most exclusive expensive penis enlargement surgury for free just for them, BECAUSE they’re a billionaire. Nothing rich assholes love more than getting expensive shit for free because of their privledge.
minus-squareAbundance114@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·4 months agoDo you want them to be bigger dicks? With bigger egos?
minus-squareSchwim Dandy@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoSince both doctors now have a history of killing their patients when providing that service, I trust you can figure out my hopeful outcome.
We should offer these two doctors’ services for free penis enlargements to all billionaires.
Rather than free, you should offer the most exclusive and expensive dong surgeries on earth.
You’re both half right. You offer the most exclusive expensive penis enlargement surgury for free just for them, BECAUSE they’re a billionaire.
Nothing rich assholes love more than getting expensive shit for free because of their privledge.
Do you want them to be bigger dicks? With bigger egos?
Since both doctors now have a history of killing their patients when providing that service, I trust you can figure out my hopeful outcome.