Gumby

Which episode was he in?

Careful. You might just accidentally start a new “raw flour” movement. It’s better for your health! You can’t restrict my freedom to eat raw flour!

Yep, whether or not houses typically have basements is very region-specific. Could be due to the water table, could also be due to how deep (or not) the bedrock is. Most houses in the Northeast US do have basements.

IIRC, GRRM has also said that he does not want any other author to finish ASOIF posthumously if he dies before completing it

Donald Trump doesn’t “seriously consider” anything at all. He just says and does whatever the fuck pops into his addled brain at any given moment.

This idiot is high on his own supply

Nothing matters anymore. Might as well just do it anyway.

Spokesman won’t say why he’s hospitalized? Rudy was coughing while hosting his show on Friday? Who wants to be it’s COVID, but they don’t want to say that because it messes up their narrative of “vaccines bad”?

Because historically, Republicans haven’t concerned themselves with worrying about things like “fairness” and “the will of the people”. Democrats are only really starting to fight back now (not that there hasn’t been gerrymandering in favor of Democrats in the past) because the Republicans have gotten so egregious with it recently.

As for who gave them the right? The Supreme Court decided that redrawing districts for purely partisan, political reasons is apparently A-OK. So now, politicians can choose their voters, rather than voters choosing their representatives.

Maybe not for you and me. But for someone who is religious, that’s a very big deal.

One Headlight by the Wallflowers. Absolutely yes - it’s one of my favorite 90s songs.

I just drop the whole thing in and fish it out with a spoon

Is this in Pennsylvania? It looks really familiar, I stayed at a place very much like it a few years ago, I’m wondering if it’s the same place

The Appalachian Mountains are older than trees.

Just some more totally normal shit for a US Vice President to be saying

Gee, I wonder why he blocked the promotions for these 4 officers in particular…I guess we can never know

Ow my neck

Yes.

Joke’s on them, I don’t want any of the smart features

Chuck Norris went out of his way to be very vocally political, supporting the worst element of politics of the past couple decades. Of course his death is going to be politicized.