Ioughttamow

Ah yeah, every conservative minority ever. “But we were on your team guys!?”

Midwest fish fry at a supper club?

JAFFA KREE

“I guess we were the pocket monsters all along.”

Orcastrate

Book-it stars

Wowza, that dredged up a memory I haven’t accessed in… maybe ever

We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they call Shelbyville in those days, so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. So, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. Give me five bees for a quarter you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah! The important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could was those big yellow ones.

Is this how Jensen sources the leather for his jackets?

Masterful fluffing, a true artiste of the craft

Tested for mono and strep but both were negative. Based on the rest of the lab results it’s likely a bacterial infection so I’m on a course of antibiotics for the next week and a half. Feeling a lot better though, but there were a few times I thought I was coming out of it so who knows for sure

Lying around all day, been sick for 2 weeks. Mostly mild respiratory symptoms, but it gets worse at night. I’m wondering if it is mono but without the fatigue. The sore throat is the worst symptom. Both my daughters had it, one had it before me and one after, but have both recovered. I was exhausted today, but I think that was because I barely slept last night

Foil, Sabre, Epee, and picket

Keep this up and they’ll be jellyfinished!

Is it fake if it captures his fetid essence?

PLAY JA JA DING DONG!

Sensible chuckle

I’m going to save this for later, but then never check my saved threads

I thought that was just Gattaca

But who’s got the biggest, balls of them all?

I’ve had it three times that I know of. Once after a canoe trip, everyone in our car got it but the other car didn’t, so I think it was wherever we had stopped for lunch. Second time it came home from daycare. Both times it was fast but violent, with intense nausea, emesis, and diarrhea. The third time we got it from a company party where over 100 people got sick. I didn’t think it was norovirus because it wasn’t like those first 2 bouts, my wife had some nausea and diarrhea while I pretty much just had overwhelming fatigue. Only know it was norovirus because I submitted a sample to a state lab due to the number sickened