TLDR please?

I know what you’re trying to do, and I don’t care.

Sweet, that’s all I need to know.

AMAB , all missionaries are bastards.

free

What? How does the trip get funded?

vacation

I think we have different definitions of “vacation”. If I am obliged to work, it ain’t a vacation.

1 or 2 days of light labor

God forbid they do something real

Light labor is not real? Noted. Needs to be hard labor, and walk uphill both ways. Back in my day …

Yes, but you don’t need lights if there are only bikes. Lights are there to prevent heavy vehicles from colliding. If there are no heavy vehicles, then the lights aren’t needed.