If i want to give someone a book, I say I’m giving it to them. If we use the word “lend” I better fucking get it back.

Let’s not pretend like the beard had nothing to do with this.

Waitress at 14 in my family’s restaurant. Worked for dry cleaners at 17.

Currently - need to find an apartment in another state. I will be visiting it next weekend, but none of the complexes in our price range will answer their phone or return Voicemail to set up an appointment.

Guy I used to date said he thought people would just be cuter with tails.

Does it have to be youtube? I use a white noise app. It’s got a lot of options.

I found this book very comforting - Final Gifts: Understanding the Special Awareness, Needs and Communications of the Dying by Maggie Callanan.

I think the scariness comes from lack of familiarity. Getting a closer look at what it’s actually like for dying people can help us face our eventual end.

D&D. I’ve tried a few times, but I have no imagination so I can never really get into it.

User name checks out.

No it’s the Walmart pharmacy line.

My mom has lichen planus in her mouth and can’t use any kind of minty toothpaste.

Replaceable wage slaves. They can bring every ounce of productivity out of one human, toss them out and grab another.

First time you sleep in this, it’ll mess up your tables.

Community is absolutely important. We are stronger together.

It’s extremely relatable for me with my dog. It’s good that you asked for an explanation and its fine that not every comic hits home with every reader.

There’s a Facebook page called “we rate dogs.”

There’s a reason “cool” has remained in use.

It literally never occurred to me to pronounce it as “doggy.”

Oh snap!