Thoughts and prayers to her.

That’s all she needs, right? No actual medical care. Thoughts and prayers always fixes things.

They need some way to pay for the year he commuted to Seattle by private jet.

Also, he is the asshole who said to keep raising the prices at Chipotle.

Fuck him. I will drink Folgers (and I do) before I’ll drink your shit.

She just wanted her bikini back after the manatee stole it.