the rest would get dissected and the body parts organized in creepy ways

They do indeed do that, don’t they?

It always makes me imagine what woukd happen if cats had become the dominant species on Earth instead, and taken to the stars. They’d be almost like the Daleks - they’d be a murderous technocracy ruled by a priesthood of scientists who demand new aliens to dissect, regularly.

But still so cute.

Fucking mormons, man.

We might have to get really violent to stop this. Tear down the building. (Okay i’m not in america but if i had money to spend on flying over there i would be doing stuff)

Can someone make this with the funny biker style skeleton with a smoking gun and sometimes with cigarettes?

I’m foolishly trying to sing this to the tune of Yacko’s country’s of the world in my head. But alas, it does not work. It almost works.

“God will fix it we should chill out about it” - Nobody says that and no christians side with AI child diddlers on the issue of climate change. This is pure anti-christian barking at clouds

I fucking hate meta

I actually deleted my facebook today because I only had to get it to use instagram, and when you try to delete your account it directs you to a slow-loading AI chatbot you have to ask to delete your account for you

But i digress. What fucking disgusting mega perverts. Smart glasses should not be distributed outside of medical reasons.

I feel incredibly bad for this guy. But if he gets better it’ll be glorious for him

Is this like a criticism of AI coding? Hobby coding doesn’t need to be AI

Yeah that’s the simplest way to put it

I think people decide they don’t want to look smart a lot of the time when they get lasik. They just want to look “normal intelligence” and “hotter”

Does looking smart even help in a lot of things? well, job interviews I suppose. The main way to look smart is to sit up straight, dress formally and be polite

Yeah i’ve always felt that the castle is basically stuck on pre industrial revolution technology (the plumbing might be an exception). The rest of the wizard world seems to be stuck in late medieval period stylistically, or otherwise 1810’s. Clearly wizards are always a century or so behind on Muggle tech - fantastic beasts movies kind of ruined this but i did think that american wizards being into muggle tech and machinery was a nice touch and thematically congruent both with our own world and the HP world.

Okay but i’m straight

Dumbledore is gay for wizard Hitler

I still don’t get why the fuck she would put this 😭😭😭 she dabbled into Yaoi I guess.

Wizards didn’t need bathrooms and would just magic away their shit, except wizard bathrooms are a central plot point for the second book.

I don’t remember this ever being a thing, magicking away your excrement. Bathrooms are a plot in the first book too.

Hope you guys have all read the book JK lifted from most heavily: Groosham Grange.

Groosham Grange is basically a short story with a surprisingly captivating worldbuilding, but suffering from being very unserious. It is also mocking of conservatives and christians in a way. I can therefore see why she would be like “i need to make a full series of books like this, but taking themselves seriously” but i wish she’d planned out the magic system a bit beforehand.

Isn’t there explanations for why people dont just use it willy nilly?

They don’t learn it because “iTs ilLeGaL”

I’d like to think that it’s hard to learn but the books don’t imply as such and the hogwarts legacy video game implies that it’s easier to learn than crucio or imperio.

I came, i showed up

Where i live you just pay 25£ (~27$) for 5 applications + a bonus one if you don’t get any of those.

You ain’t from detroit if you never done this one befo

Well yeah I didn’t think estrogen was used except for dysphoria or other HRT, but applebusch is sayign all techbros should take it