Nah gimme those back straps. Or I’ll take a thigh meat steak.

I’ve always wanted to try people so I have recipes

HEMA. The gear is expensive and the nearest club is over an hour away

That and comatose by skillet are like the perfect examples

“The bar was on the floor and these dumb mfer’s brought shovels”

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I’ll suddenly become completely calm. Almost fully numb. I’ll be in the middle of bitching about the situation and the next second I’m just standing there emotionless. That’s my cue to leave whatever situation I’m in as soon as possible because if one more thing goes wrong I’m gonna start throwing chairs.

I just hate it when I find a new song that sounds like a tragic story of the loss of a loved one just to find out it’s actually about their love for god.

It just feels so cringey to me 🥴

I’ll never understand how being doxxed became a thing when 20 years ago people would regularly have access to books that held the name, phone number, and address of damn near every person in their area.

Needs a dipping sauce.

Canned foods are extremely cheap and last for a very long time. Wear multiple layers when it’s cold, don’t turn on the heat unless you’ll damn near die without it. Buy the cheapest sundries regardless of your preferences. Don’t buy name brand items unless they’re the only ones available. Use coupons as much as possible.

Any of trumps speeches.

That or the things his followers say to justify why they follow him.

Free food and getting to learn new cooking methods and recipes without having to foot the bill if it doesn’t come out right

I don’t fantasize about people sexually (most of the time) but I look at everyones asses. It’s just where my eyes naturally rest when I’m walking around

I’m 30 😅

I had to look it up to be sure but I fuckin knew these lyrics were from dick in a box

Yeah in fast food restaurants. If you go to an actual sit down restaurant the patties are grilled on a flat top or an open flame grill.

Yeah you right. I made that assumption but the premise didn’t give you much to go on.

Plus this would be right as ww2 was ending so you’re relatively safe either way unless you’re black in the south. Again in America

Except I stated that I know other black characters exist that don’t have lightning powers. I know not all black superheroes have lightning powers but there’s enough of them that I’ve noticed it’s a trope.