I … know almost no people born between 1990 and 2000.

But I know a bunch of GenZ … approaching … 30

How are both of these true

ITT: People who need to take a closer look lol

I’ve found that a lot of people literally don’t know how to do this. There’s a significant percentage of people out there drinking from straws with their goddamn lungs

Sex work is work

Is this SatansMaggotyCumFart’s alt, or their nemesis?

Hahaha

Haha imagine if we crossed paths

I’m curious where you’d go with one of my favorites: “my brother legally changed his name to Wayne Gretzky to help me pick up chicks”

One of my hobbies is saying some absolute bullshit as I walk past strangers, in such a way that they overhear it and think its authentic

For example, while walking around a famously historic lake, I said to my partner, as we passed another couple, “Did you know they just dug this lake last week?”