Threaten to hang a guy one time and he holds a grudge forever.

Consumed with murderous, adorable rage.

Cinch down a tourniquet on the petting arm before falling for this trap to keep the furniture and carpet clean.

Maybe he’s trying to wipe out more of his military in Ukraine first so there’ll be fewer soldiers to storm his bunker when it all falls apart.

Soon: Russian draft age lowered to 12, conscription notices to be mailed shortly.

But why male models?

Nice to see a true fan who can quote her wedding vows like that.

Buns descending a staircase.

Coming soon to an emergency international weapons restriction treaty near you.

It broadcasts the Melania movie while cruising in a loop around population centers until its fuel runs out.

If her vocalizations seem strained, she might be a little hoarse.

Perfect timing, I’ll have to print out a copy of this article for the court as part of my defense in an upcoming case where it’s relevant.

I wish his dad had pulled out.

Sneak in at night and give him a hair transplant.

HIPAA. Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act.

Couldn’t think of what else to say, guy was obviously stumped.

Good thing they didn’t go to court, she’d probably get tossed into jail for contempt once they try to swear her in.

Lots of close-ups on hairy hobbit feet.

100% passport rate but nobody ever wants to leave Best Korea (according to a DPRK spokesperson).

That’s a dog I’d like to have with me if we washed up on an uninhabited island. Lash together logs for a raft, sit down on top and let those sails on the sides of his head carry us away in search of civilization.