Maybe you could rig up something to have a small picture of yourself a few inches away from it

Maybe your friend was thinking that all of the letter “i”s became “u”s, for example “weird” to “weurd”

Minnesota prosecutors These are state charges, not federal, so Trump has no power to pardon this one, only the MN governor could.

Plus, him being entombed under the White House would make for great ghost stories during tours.

And sometimes you can still hear Old Man Trump shuffling through these halls and shitting himself in the Oval Office…

If you’re in NY on V-J Day, you could kiss a dental assistant and/or a sailor!

Are you looking for ideas on things to do? When are you going back to 1945 and what part of the world would you be in?

It’s been years since I’ve read Job. What was the part you’re referring to?

I just remember him being a dishwasher, since that skill travels easily and everyone has dirty dishes.

All of my jobs have been 9-5, lunch included. I think the key is whether you’re paid hourly or by salary. I’ve almost exclusively worked at tech startups as a salaried employee.

Listen to music

I got mine to be a reminder. Some things you don’t want to take for granted, and it’s nice to remember that.

You could also get one as a sort of badge of honor. Maybe you achieved a life milestone, or beat the odds and survived in someway.

There’s also a thought that you can’t take your body with you, so you might as well have some fun with it while you can. Tattoos can give you a way to express yourself, not unlike fashion, haircuts or anything else. Everything adds to someone’s persona.

They also make for great conversation starters!

Gotta get them tax breaks somehow!

It’d be a speed run, though!

That’s interesting. I’ve had that same thought before, it might be cool to see someone else’s take on it. Do you remember the name of the story or author?

What title is TD? I’ve been wracking my brain but can’t come up with anything. Team Director? Edit: oh, Tech Director?

I think Scarecrow was stood up as a straw man!

Finally, Gary Larson has been vindicated!