I have a collection of Weird Al CDs. So I think I’m set for retirement, then.

What a wonderful question!

You are right in doubting the identity of users using Lemmy. But I can assure you, not only am I human – I am real as well!

Thank Mr skeltal

He needs to actually build a robot first, instead of a puppet controlled by an intern.

And redundancy.

With all the shit he puts in his body, they’re probably more stone than kidneys at this point

If there’s something I hate more than Wells Fargo, it’s the Wells Fargo Florida branches.

He’s been hit by… He’s been struck by… A smooth metal shaft.

Just ask a gnome what they think about kobolds, see how that goes

Yeah, but then you become a lone druid in a castle surrounded by guards.

That’s just her ol’ “windmill leg”. Been lime that since the 90’s

Oh, I’ve got an idea:

Why not write a formal protest?

You can nail it to his door.

I’m afraid that in the future they will try to require self-driving in all cars, citing some bs about how self-driving is “safer” (in theory, and under perfect conditions)