“Wait a minute, Johnny - You’re telling me you got Money in this Pit?”

I haven’t seen it either but I assume I’m right.

this is why the bible contains no mention of jesus driving a car or reciting the alphabet backwards

actually, many scholars today believe jesus most likely was purple, as a result of the water in his body being transmuted into wine. this is why in modern catholic tradition, wine is used to represent the blood of christ.

Ah, how one yearns for the days before that label was amended with “crudely machine-generated”

don’t worry I got you

man, I hate that guy.

Not long enough

and here I thought it was Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle

What’s a good way to give my green bean casserole a little extra kick this holiday season?