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Smaug

I was expecting it to get 1–2 levels more oddly specific followed by “are any of you single”

sorry DJ Saxman, guess it’s police charity events for the rest of your career now

Yakety Sax

oh man I do not enjoy Jersey City
the PATH train and having to wait 20+ minutes for it can fuck all the way off

although at least there is a train I guess

Trenton, NJ
Newark, NJ
actually just the whole New Jersey

wait no Asbury Park is nice.

most of New Jersey

GBA port of Munch’s Oddysee

it’s an objectively very meh game, so compared to the rest of the rockstars that make up Oddworld it’s crap lol.

but it was one of the first video games I ever played and completed, so I love it unconditionally

Whenever I buy insurance for a device, nothing happens to it. Twice I’ve not had insurance (once it was not offered, second time I foolishly skipped it) and both those times, those devices fucking ate it.

Buying the insurance is a magic spell that protects my technology and nothing can convince me otherwise

goatse.jpg sticker sold separately

Hm maybe not less space than a small ketchup bottle. I’m used to having one of the value size gigantic ones

As a boxed product it could be stacked and/or slotted in vertically somewhere though perhaps

ok but also this uses less plastic than a bottle, takes up less fridge space, and can be useful to those with some types of mobility impairments

i was born and have remained my whole life a hungry-as-soon-as-i-wake-up person

i think people like me invented breakfast, but Corporate Cereals invented the lie that all people should be breakfast people

very small tank

about damn time

the fan motor is powered on a 2 pin plug with no ground, that tracks

I wonder if there could be some kind of way to allow violence-inciting speech on the condition that the speaker waives their own legal right to protection from violence

I mean realistically it probably wouldn’t work but it sure would be nice to be able to legally curb stomp fascists

the biggest problem with banning an ideology is that its followers can use suppression as a way to appeal to the disillusioned with the argument, “our ideology is so powerful that ‘they’ use bans and censorship to hide it from you!”

so this hypothetical tit-for-twat model defangs that argument. “sure, go ahead, try being a nazi. see how far you get before you find out.”

Hm then how would we ensure people are verifying the person they’re curb stomping is a qualifying member of an unprotected group? Maybe some sort of database system where they have to legally affirm they’re a piece of shit who is waiving their right to not get the snot kicked outta them?

lol idk. try not to take any of this too seriously, I’m just doing a hamfisted attempt at participating in philosophy

In the US the current ingredients list for Coke Zero is:

CARBONATED WATER, CARAMEL COLOR, PHOSPHORIC ACID, ASPARTAME, POTASSIUM BENZOATE (TO PROTECT TASTE), NATURAL FLAVORS, POTASSIUM CITRATE, ACESULFAME POTASSIUM, CAFFEINE, STEVIA EXTRACT.

whereas for Diet Coke it’s:

CARBONATED WATER, CARAMEL COLOR, ASPARTAME, PHOSPHORIC ACID, POTASSIUM BENZOATE (TO PROTECT TASTE), NATURAL FLAVORS, CITRIC ACID, CAFFEINE.

I’ve done it twice!
the secret is having a fuck ton of roomates. oh and getting into credit card debt 🤦‍♀️

why are we making console startup sounds less cool as time goes on :/