Yeah everyone on the ground making due with bioengineered animals that look like dinosaurs, and no one can afford shoes but it’s ok because everyone has been bioengineered to run really fast and have impervious feet.

As long as you can hook it up to the internet

Based

I’ll come back to this, I’m wearing a green shirt today And when I look at the hue map I can see a clear line where blue becomes green but despite trying I can’t get the test to line up with it. Would be nice if there was a slider scale at the end.

The sound of the ratchet clanking shut as the overton window locks into place so that it can shift right once more.

It really depends on the area, usually it depends on the distance. Generally an order like that would probably start at like 4 dollars or something. I have noticed that I can’t really get over like 17-18 dollars per hour when I did doordash, like they would always give you a good order and the bad orders to even it out. I do think doing no tip and then adding it after the fact does make dd pay the drivers more but it would only work if everyone did it

Yeah it’s just a protein growing weird and then it replicates and messes everything up. And if you eat the weird protein your body is like oh yeah I guess I can make proteins like this oh whoops guess this causes a problem

Just to tag onto this, you should use the option to add the tip after the delivery. If you don’t then the app will just subsidize themselves with your tip.

For example each delivery is an offer to the delivery driver so a delivery will be 10 dollars. Well if you tipped 8 dollars on that order then the service will pay you 2 dollars and the 8 dollar tip will be the rest. But if you start by tipping zero then the service will pay ten dollars for the delivery and then if you add the tip the gig worker will get 18 dollars for the order.

Gross would include money made before gas spent. But you’re absolutely correct taking a huge pay cut because Trump is beholden to foreign powers is awful

Defining moment of this presidency

Except it should be drones instead of people

Yeah the fact they are denying that he’s dead is pretty rad

Mushrooms or ketamine? Maybe mdma? Definitely recommend the with a counselor approach if you’re scared but just doing it on your own is pretty rad. If you’ve already tried that then I dunno dude, go live in the woods for awhile and try not talking to anyone, you might just be surrounded by assholes. I was

Usually after a lot of work with your therapist and coming to terms with your neurodiversity

I like calling it the bendy of hormuz

We need trains so bad

Yeah damn, the trump presidency is the south rising again fuck

Sorry I’m daft, but are you implying that musk plans on robbing fort Knox?

There’s this intersection in Milwaukee where there’s a painting of a homeless looking immigrant holding a cardboard sign that says don’t give money to homeless people.

The amount of black/brown neighborhoods in Milwaukee with random infrastructure is absurd. Like why is there an entrance to the highway on this side street?