Take a remedial English course with an emphasis on rhetoric.

Epic would charge Steam’s fees if they had Steam’s marketshare.

Everyone thinking they care about creators or customers is a fucking moron.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Iran massacring its civilians is not an extraordinary claim.

The distro shouldn’t matter too much, but the desktop environment will.

I recommend using KDE if you want something similar to Windows, and GNOME if you want something similar to macOS.

Using a GUI also isn’t really dependent on the DE either for most programs. It’s dependent on whether or not a GUI for it exists in the first place.