This is how you get ghosts…

Maybe they are full of face huggers?

Could you use dynamic DNS? Pretty sure there are some free options.

I took an into to CS class (basically just Turbo Pascal [yes I am old]) being taught for the first time by a math prof. The only things he could come up for us to program were complex, advanced math problems. We couldn’t understand the problems, let alone figure out how to program a solution. So many people failed that class…

The North Shore of Lake Superior, in Minnesota. You need a car, though.