Unironically want that as well. People complaining about “wokeness” around here… God this place is going to shit.

Ok… so… Fuck Ubisoft, don’t get me wrong. And nowadays, I’m not one to let myself get excited for these kind of things. But damn, it got to me. Black Flag is like, one of my biggest video game love. And during this entire trailer, I couldn’t help but be like: “It just looks like the original, what the hell?” and then, they would show images of the original and I’d be knocked on my ass. I know ti’s a cliché to say this, but it really looks like how I remembered it.

On top of that, they seem to have improved the game on many aspects, and it doesn’t look like the meddled too much with it. They’re keeping it safe for this one and I think it’s the best play. The combat improvement looks fantastic. The improvement to the mission structures couldn’t be more welcomed and now, the thing I’m hoping so much for is… did they kick the shit out of that god awful Abstergo story line that kept interrupting the game?

I swear to god, every time I replay this thing, I am filled with a constant sense of dread at the end of every mission, fearing that I’m going to be taken out of the game to go fuck around with an iPad in an office filled with the most insufferable people on the planet. At the very least, give me an option the skip the hell out of it. I don’t care about your “modern day timeline bullshit”, I really don’t.

Now. There is only one question remaining for me, as this is ubisoft and they’re kind of awful, will I buy this game, or…? 🏴‍☠️

It would be in the spirit of the game, after all. :3

Stop bending over backwards to defend corporations. There are no good corporations. Corporations are not your friend. They will never be. They have only their interests in mind. They don’t care about you.

Damn, I have seen some god-awful takes on this corner of the internet. So it says something that this is easily one of the worst. What the fuck, OP?

There is so much to unpack here. But long story short, this is racist cuckoldry fetish.

The strawberries are a white couple, the eggplant is black man. The eggplant being an emoji commonly used to refer to a dick is, of course, the black man because white supremacists are obsessed with the idea that black men have superior penises for some reason.

I’m not joking by the way. It’s fucking crazy how often this comes up when you actually hear what these people have to say when they’re talking in private. It always comes up! It always comes down to this. Most of the Great Replacement conspiracy theory is about this specifically. “The superior masculinity of black and brown males compared to the more and more feminized white males, will make them more desirable to white female.”

The white men fear of having black and brown men fucking their white wives actually has historical precedent. I know I sound fucking insane if you have no idea what I’m talking about, but you can look this up, it has actual historical precedent. It’s a real thing and once you start seeing it from that angle a lot of the weird and unhinged racist rants start to make a lot more “sense” if you take it from the point of view of a sexual insecurity, not to say that it’s just this, don’t get me wrong, there is a lot more to this, but it is a surprisingly big part of it.

Of course, obvious disclaimer, that this is all bullshit. None of this is based in reality, but that’s racists for you.

And I am willing to bet that if you look for more content made by this account, you will find a lot more of this shit that resonates with the same themes I just brought up. And same thing if you can see who is behind this account. I guarantee you it’s a white guy with a Twitter account on which he talks about great replacement type shit.

There is no better proof that one doesn’t choose their sexuality than the existence of cisgender heterosexual women. I mean, hell, transgender heterosexual women, good luck to them, holy fuck.

That’s “AI.” Not reading that. Draw your own art or hire an actual artist. There are tons of ways to convey whatever is being conveyed here. Just don’t use “AI.” all of what is generating is based from the work of actual artists unpaid and stolen and it’s fucking up the planet we all call home.

Yeah, I didn’t think about that. That is kind of a nightmare scenario. I still stand by what I said. Now the question is, do I trust legislation to make a good decision that doesn’t fuck over everyone in the end? And if so, do I trust a multi-billion dollar company to not do some horrendous malicious compliance?

… and I’m not going to answer these questions. :|

Hope Valve loses and something changes. Valve has been getting away with this bullshit for way too long because people like them and therefore give them a pass on all of their shitty behaviour.

Reminder that The Guardian is a dogshit paper that pretty much systematically misgender trans people and keeps tripling down on backing up TERFs. You don’t get to talk shit about the bigots when you’re among them.

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