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Cake day: July 18th, 2025

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  • I’m waiting for the grizzled old version of Lara Croft with giant saggy titties still raiding tombs in her late 50s with modern plastic surgery face.

    You might ask why she would still have her real breasts when her wealth could buy her a brand new set of gravity defying blimps. She simply cannot part with her original pair because they are the only friends from her youth that are still around. Everyone else kicked the bucket.