How do you do, fellow humans? 🛹

All the restaurants buy shitty Sysco food anyways. The only thing a restaurant has to offer that I don’t have at home is a deep fryer.

More Americans are skipping breakfast because it’s not in the budget anymore

That man saw what the future had in store for us

Gun prices haven’t risen though

Wouldn’t super Israel-first politicians even probably call out sick for an Israel parade?

They should have called it the jew-rade parade. That would have been cooler.

Those keys still have the lines on them

I love sim games. “Run your own business” games supermarket, vending machine business, pot shop business, coffee shop empire. I love unwinding with a game like those after a full day of work.

Those golf courses aren’t going to play themselves

I don’t eat pure bread anymore. I only eat keto bread now.

I’m not keto, but their bread is significantly less calories than pure bread.

No, we never needed gendered restrooms. IIRC it was established out of an abundance of caution when women started entering the general workforce in WWI. Men were concerned that women may need a place to rest away from men at work. It turns out women are fine and just need a stall to shit equal to everyone else.

I think we need to create a government works program to hire toilet patrol enforcement, and require everyone to present their original birth certificates and IDs prior to pissing in any toilet - private or public! /s

Why do gendered toilets exist anymore? It’s the 21st century and we don’t need them.

Huh, I guess I have to send my doctor a message. Thanks.

Interesting. I thought living with tissues in my pocket every moment of the day couldn’t be eliminated. I wonder if shots could help me.

Everyone likes hugs. Except those that don’t.

That is a problem for the next quarter’s CEO to deal with

I would love to be able to afford kids. They really have become a status symbol at this point.

I like Lemmy. It’s the only social media that I contribute to.