If bought you get a free app for colon screening.

Isn’t this how most people get caught? You say something in general then the accuser defends themselves. If he’s not a pedo then release the files

Just a thought does the white house take deliveries? Maybe there could be a go fund me page for Trump’s favorite burger with more cheese and bacon

Tuesday isn’t far away

Putting aside all the horrible stuff this guy has done and using a Bible as a prop and holding it upside down is okay but this picture is apparently one step too far.

After my Google maps was updated to use Gemini things got so much worse. I was trying to send a message to my daughter to send a message to the group chat. Every time I said group chat in my dictation it would search for the group chat never finding it and making me start over. I finally gave up and told her to call me.

OTOH Alexa is better at farting so we have that.

So his war slogan is I break you fix?

Ford pinto hold my beer

With everyone’s favorite tool AI. The only problem is the agent would probably crash with some of the grammatical faux pas.

What’s the new line on Mesopotamia on the daily show nothing bad will happen it can only good happen I like that one.

Is there a web site that tracks the most grammatical incorrect word salad snippets? If there isn’t one someone should make one.

Thanks for saying it, I thought everyone forgot

Someone finally remembered the way through this president other than bribes is the stock market.

My bet is an immigrant

If they come out and vote they will vote Republican anyways. The likely hood of them staying home is low because who else will elect a child rapists to be president.

Here’s another state house pickup in Maine

I thought Tesla’s were a little bit on the explody side of things.

Maybe a health care company finally realized that hospital beds cost more than the vaccines and quietly told them to do their jobs, but that’s me being hopeful. It could give AARP another thing to side with Democrats on. If neither are true then yes a bribe and telling Trump what a big dick he has as they did on South Park.

If people didn’t catch this on their cellphones it would not have gone this way

I was trying to figure out why the stock mark is so high.