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As a Gen Z’er I will definitely be using this incredibly stupid joke even though “67” is 100% a Gen Alpha thing.

I’d like to propose another immigration reform bill: the CHIP ROY Act. The bill would allow us to deport, denaturalize, and deny US citizenship to Christian Hypocrites, Islamophobes, Pedophiles, and Racist Old Yokels.

I’m giving “explicit notice” for the entire judicial system to EAT MY ASS. Fucking do something already. This continual warning bullshit has worked wonders so far. FUCK.

"The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.” - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

“It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.” - Abraham Lincoln (or honestly a like a dozen different other sources…this one has many different variants).

I believe it is immoral to own more than one house.