minus-squaresimulacra_procession@lemmy.todaytoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Florida surgeon ‘devastated’ over death of patient after removing liver instead of spleenlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·28 days ago“We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about 10 seconds to live.” linkfedilink
minus-squaresimulacra_procession@lemmy.todaytoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some words where the "opposite" one means the same thing?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agodeleted by creator linkfedilink
minus-squaresimulacra_procession@lemmy.todaytoWorld News@lemmy.world•10 players from Jamaican club denied entry to USlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-23 months agoUS playing the diplomatic equivalent of the Samurai Champloo baseball episode linkfedilink
minus-squaresimulacra_procession@lemmy.todaytoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is your funniest case of misheard song lyrics?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoEsa son Reebok o son Nike linkfedilink
minus-squaresimulacra_procession@lemmy.todaytoMemes@sopuli.xyz•Name the BandlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·3 months ago30 seconds to SARS linkfedilink
minus-squaresimulacra_procession@lemmy.todaytoTechnology@lemmy.world•Judge scolds Mark Zuckerberg's team for wearing Meta glasses to social media triallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·4 months agoThe return of the glassholes linkfedilink
“We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about 10 seconds to live.”