I don’t fucking know (probably)

I went to Walmart the other day, first time in years. AI art on everything. Went to several stores where AI music was playing on the radio. Searching on the internet feels like trudging through slop. My work colleagues send me AI photos and articles. I’m constantly getting AI slop pull requests.

I can’t fucking take it anymore, it’s like the whole planet got infected with slop.

If only you could change the currency it’s held in. I have little faith the dollar will be accepted by anyone when I’m retirement age.

LLMs? No.

A sophisticated, hand-programmed series of millions of logic gates? Perhaps.

Yo, chat, is this legit?

I know they’ve been doing this for fucking ever, but what happened to the sanctity of privacy on email? Shit, literally anywhere actually.

It’s tied to your ignition system.

I’m far from a pizzacake fan, but this is the stance you take? Like, my dude, it’s a comic, almost in it’s purist form. You’d probably see something almost exactly like this in a 100 year old newspaper archive.

So, I’m currently developing a chatbot for my company. If an LLM needs to do something, a developer must build a tool. It just so happens that this tool that was built did not take traditional security into account. Really it should only be using the tools already built for users, but it seems the Jr. Devs that have been replacing seniors do not have the sensibilities yet.

You just held up a mirror to your friend and he didn’t like what he saw. That’s all.

If you want an actual improvement item it would be this: Do some introspection on better communication methods. Think about what you want to get out of conversations; the risk/reward of certain topics, picking battles, realizing that not everyone should know everything. But it’s just a suggestion. You seem pretty alright for where you are in life.

This isn’t even a hack, it’s just poorly written endpoints.

Well, that’s how flat earthers started. Let’s fucking go 🔥🔥🔥

“AI generated content contains subliminal messaging that turns you gay.” And “Toxic chemicals leaking from data centers are turning locals gay.”

How about that? I don’t think they differentiate between gay and trans.

If you think data centers are useful wait until unit you find out about mixed-use multi-residential zoning.

The macbook pro I’m forced to use at work is constantly sounding like a jet engine taking off and the keyboard is still hot as fuck.

Maybe your work loads are light.

The paradox of promotions based on performance in a previous roll is that you end up with incompetent managers unable to move upwards anymore.

Good news for you, iOS’ Siri will now be Gemini

I can neither confirm nor deny these claims

That’s it. JavaScript was a mistake. Time to go back to HTML only pages

Holy shit, what do you mean all over your house? How did you ever let it get that bad?

Lemmy is the only place on earth where the average IQ is high enough to point out the indigenous population, while simultaneously incapable of realizing the nuance that, yes the hyperbole and snark in the message is directed specifically at the capitalists and suburbanites.