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I accidentally drank a bottle food coloring the other day, the doctor says I'll be okay.

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I accidentally drank a bottle food coloring the other day, the doctor says I'll be okay.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

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But I feel like I dyed inside…

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Or maybe they’re yellow with fear

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