mrdown@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoIran could develop nuclear suicide bomb vests, claims JD Vancewww.9news.com.auexternal-linkmessage-square226fedilinkarrow-up1536arrow-down112
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minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonecakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoA new American tradition: all incoming Presidents must paint their entire body orange
minus-squareagingelderly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months ago Nah, not their entire body, that would look too natural
minus-squareKulunkelBoom@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months ago…have a mushroom shaped micro penis, lie profusely with every exhale, shit themselves several times a day, and find themselves busy work being the president of Venezuela and robbing America blind. Resumes now being accepted.
A new American tradition: all incoming Presidents must paint their entire body orange
Nah, not their entire body, that would look too natural
…have a mushroom shaped micro penis, lie profusely with every exhale, shit themselves several times a day, and find themselves busy work being the president of Venezuela and robbing America blind.
Resumes now being accepted.