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Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Give the thieves a break

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Give the thieves a break

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Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • cyan_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 months ago

    I’m willing to buy your 11 tons of kitkat.

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      2 months ago

      Once I get the cash, I’ll ship you all 10½ tons

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