The only viable solution is to build a small concrete bunker with a single putting trainer inside that doubles as a toilet. Lock him inside and never let him out.
No. How about those Epstein-Trump Files?
Right?! Epstein was doing stuff for a long time. And lots of pepole knew about it. I wonder why no previous admin released them either. Hmmm…
Toddler denied racecar bed, shits pants at kindergarten and insist this proves racecar beds are necessary
Hahaha, good one.
Can’t help but think of the bandage he was wearing on his ear lately, as if to remind us he survived an assassination attempt. Then boom.
“The world is big and scary. Everybody hates me and makes fun of me. I don’t want to leave my houses. Make them come here. I don’t wanna go anywhere ever again. I need a diappy change.”
– Donald Trump, maybe
Poor little bitch boy scared to leave his bunker.
If the 5000 security people at every event did their jobs, there wouldn’t be any problems.
Also he manages to golf everywhere just fine
The security people at the event did do their jobs. Someone attempted to commit a violent act, was immediately identified as a threat, and was arrested with no deaths and one minor injury. The attacker didn’t get anywhere close to his intended targets because security stopped him so quickly. If anything, this shows how completely unnecessary his stupid armored ballroom would be because the event security was 100% capable of stopping an attacker.
Facts! Funny how Lemmy overlooks all of what you posted. In between the ones saying that it didn’t really happen. The extremism on here is getting to be too much. I swear if just one word was changed in most people comments, I’d think they were Republicans.
What the fuck is going on with Lemmy lately?! There is enough stupid shit to make fun of and point out about this admin, people don’t need to invent shit. The security people did their jobs. And by judging the comments here lately, they did their very thankless jobs.
So this event has gone on more than 100 years without incident and gunmen seem to follow you wherever you go. Sounds like a you problem.
There should be a headline like “Journalists Endangered by Presidential Visit”
You gotta clean up your house before we start building new things. For all you know, there’s already a perfectly useable bunker laying around here somewhere. Let’s start by getting the Epstein files out of here. Just put them on the curb, someone will take them for you
Is the event were they roast the president? The very thing Trump fucking hates above anything else is people making fun of him? Why he skip it every time?
How funny the one time he attends one there is an assassination attempt. If not staged the the universe or this fucking simulation we live in is fucked up.
They had already fired the comedian for saying negative things about the administration, actually. They hired a magician, or mentalist, or something like that instead.
I demand he stop appearing in public. Or talking at all for that matter. That would be safest for everyone.
There it is.
Aaaaand that is what really happened
I’m always hesitant to indulge the false flag hypotheses, but this? C’mon.
That’s not gonna put a stop to the staged assassination attempts.
If you let him get what he wants after every staged assassination attempt, then he’ll just keep doing it all the time. He’s already been rewarded for the first one
