ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 个月前shit on their dime comradeslemmy.mlimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1372arrow-down19
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minus-squareApocalypteroid@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·2 个月前A paid poop is one of life’s simple pleasures
minus-squareturtlesareneat@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 个月前Honestly a heated bidet is better. Now I’m not saying give up bathroom breaks - smoke a J in there, or go wander in a park for a while. But my bunghole only appears when there’s an oscillating jet of 100* water ready to blast it spotless.
minus-squarebillwashere@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 个月前Not as big of a deal when your salary. Except pooping at work means less people and animals to come talk to me when I’m doing it.
minus-squareGoferking0@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 个月前Even when on salary pooping on company time is amazing
A paid poop is one of life’s simple pleasures
Honestly a heated bidet is better. Now I’m not saying give up bathroom breaks - smoke a J in there, or go wander in a park for a while. But my bunghole only appears when there’s an oscillating jet of 100* water ready to blast it spotless.
Not as big of a deal when your salary.
Except pooping at work means less people and animals to come talk to me when I’m doing it.
Even when on salary pooping on company time is amazing