Pizza is one of the best food forms we’ve ever come up with. I don’t even care if you use wildly nontraditional toppings, like a chicken vindaloo pizza or a chili dog pizza. Just put the shit you wanna eat on a giant dough, cook it, then cut it up and eat it. Genius.

I am convinced beyond contestation that carpeting a bathroom is an exceptionally stupid thing to do.

Bleu cheese is the best cheese.