• SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    I’ve never read the instructions for how to use a pitchfork yet I feel completely qualified to use one.

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      2 months ago

      Cool. Do you have one at the ready? Are you able to find one if you don’t when stores are closed down? When was the last time you saw a pitchfork at the hardware store?

      If you’re in a rural area, you’ll be more likely to respond with, “Last week,” but when shit goes down, it won’t be in the 'burbs or in the country. That’s where it’ll end up, though.

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      2 months ago

      Poor Boliviens used humble gardening tools to reclaim their water from Bechtel. But honestly, besides weapons training, we need to study socialist theory abd build a vanguard against reactionaries.

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        2 months ago

        I have always been fascinated by the constant failure of the “paperless” office.

        What is it about holding a piece of paper in your hand?

        It’s tangible. I have it in my hand. I can trust it. It won’t CHANGE tomorrow.

        Trump CHANGES tomorrow CONSTANTLY.

        This “paperless” politician has FAILED.