BREAKING: Trump Spotted After Widespread And Giddy Speculation He Is Secretly Dead Or Dying
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President Donald Trump was spotted Saturday morning after a day of speculation by gleeful opponents that he may have been dead or dying.
  • Joeyowlhouse@lemmy.wtfEnglish
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    10 months ago

    This is unfortunate news. Though I’ve read that the black hand can be a sign of heart failure.

    • Etterra@discuss.onlineEnglish
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      10 months ago

      Dropping dead of organ failure is the single patriotic duty he could ever perform in his life. Bone spurs won’t save the bastard this time.

    • LOGIC💣@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      I don’t want Trump dead. I want to see him pay in some way for his countless crimes.

      If he just dies because he’s old, then he’s never faced any justice.