I will: Never violate the trust of my clients or disrepsect their property.

I will: Never say, “I don’t know.” Instead say, “I’ll find out.”

I will: Always understand that my clients’ time is more valuable than my own. Sci-Fi conventions, car shows, and movie premieres be damned.

I will: Assume every problem is my fault, unless proven otherwise.

Geek squad. We’ll steal your noods.