Callout

salty_chief@lemmy.world · 25 天前

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 25 天前

When I get fed upp and decide to leave work early I tell my boss my anal myopia is flaring up and I just can’t see this asshole making it to 3:00.

Nima@leminal.space · 25 天前

i call it “anal glaucoma” for the same reason XD

botbot@feddit.org · 25 天前

You guys have to work today?

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 24 天前

You guys have to work?

Billegh@lemmy.world · 24 天前

You guys have to?

OpenStars@piefed.social · 24 天前

BigBrownDog@lemmy.world · 25 天前

ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 24 天前

I’ve got “narcoleptic anal glaucoma”.

I can’t see my ass getting out of bed.

prettybunnys@piefed.social · 25 天前

It’s called Anal Glaucoma, when you can’t see your ass coming to work