Feb, 3, 1879

Made from just their assholes, compressed and dried… yes?

My kitty boys found my foam roller.

I didn’t know they’d found it, and I went to use it and picked it up and instead of a foam roller I discovered a foam roller shaped pile of foam, expertly shredded to maintain its shape but not form.

Idk how they even managed. Trying to grab it was like trying to grab something in a dream, my hand just went through it. Kitty boy tax

bonus for you sick fucks, Mr.PrettyBunnys toes

Oh shit he did it again in 2018, haven’t seen that but it’s going on my list!

The ol I have no scream and I must mouth

No, it’s a case of a sophomoric view on a subject.

Wes Anderson put out a wildly successful stop motion picture in 2009.

Consistently, sure, but that doesn’t actually mean it’s dead.

Free as in beer.

They were sold as a set.

It was a relatively high quality and cost effective AND not terribly gaudy / ugly.

Theres a reason “ya basic kitchen table set” is everywhere

A pun is a play on words, a portmanteau is also a play on words.

This is both a pun AND a play on words.

Ape together strong, or some such

The real shame is that their take is so well upvoted, relative to the fediverse that is.

the girl

Louise, put some respect on her name.

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This comment so perfectly encapsulates toxic masculinity that it should have its own exhibit in a museum.

What could possibly go wrong?

If they could create a plant that fits on a truck and can remove a ton of carbon a day then they’d have another crazy invention on their hands, this just does it and creates rock … damn.

Philly loses: riot

Philly wins: riot

Elsewhere … Dallas wins: Philly riots

If they have a cat … take a shit in the litter box.

but at this point American car companies deserve to go out of business.

I’ll take the bait, go on. Do tell. Why do they deserve to go out of business specifically? Just a “we hate America” position or ???