My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.
Is this true?


Same reason as why Americans blow the toilet after going to Taco Bell:
FIBRE
Y’all just eat meat and cheese. No fibre, thus you’re always constipated.