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jaybone@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days ago

More Mordor

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More Mordor

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jaybone@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days ago
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Please add more. Feel free to add yordor.

Taken from comments originally in this post https://lemmy.zip/post/64613533

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    • GargleBlaster@feddit.org
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      Those are just the lyrics to a new death metal song

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        There are 2 types of death metal lyrics: the type written by a real life surgeon that needs a medical dictionary to decode, and oooooooooreoreoreooooooo

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        Kinda: https://youtube.com/shorts/sB8qCwIsE04

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      https://youtube.com/shorts/sB8qCwIsE04

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    Con door

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    Hodor

    Ho door

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    17 days ago

    Should have added Fyodor.

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    Need a Dumbledor in there too.

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    No con, doe, condo?

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    Why do I not see a Cory door corridor?

    Oh no, he also placed an uber eats delivery and now there’s a curry order in the Cory door corridor.

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