Experience: I found a cat in my garage — now I’m her self-heating pillow.

I saw the couple with the baby then I was like, “little guy got lucky”. Then I saw the other picture, of him adult, and now I can’t call him “little” any more, right? He’s visibly taller than both his fathers. Still lucky.

I also love how his fathers were like “noooo, we aren’t ready yet”, living apart and full of debt, but the kid was the final kick to build a family.