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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

What do you call a cow with no legs?

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Ground beef.

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No no no.

Lean beef is a cow with THREE legs.

A cow with TWO legs is your mom.

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