He actually paid money for this ~4-5 foot long model of his oversized truck and put it on the stump of an ancient redwood tree. Doesn’t get more car-brained than this.
Sorry for the potato quality, we were driving by and didn’t want to stop and let him think we were admiring it.
This makes sacrificing kids for the car culture a lot easier. Just walk them to the stump, don’t need to dent your truck anymore.