• CannedYeet@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    Trump undergoes a series of medical treatments designed to cheat death for another 7 months.

    First his chiropractors perform a slight spinal adjustment. Then a team of doctors administer eyedrops, painkillers and a vocal chord scraping. The whole ordeal leaves Trump twisted and disoriented.

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        14 days ago

        This is a simpsons reference.

        They thought there was an alien in the forest. Turns out it was Mr. Burns who did his medical treatments (quoted above) and he would be high as a kite wondering through the forest at night and the glow is from working at the nuclear plant for so long.