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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

How long?

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How long?

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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/47393990

Woman on ground: “How long will the ambulance be?”

Man aiding her: “Seventeen feet, six inches.”

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    Small ambulance, most are ~20-25 feet

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