Before
- alt-tab Slack, glances over messages that need attention, goes back to work (5s)
git push, clicks link to create merge request (3s)
After
- Starts claude, waits for load time, types “check slack and give me a summary”, goes and gets coffee, comes back and realizes that Claude is waiting for a confirmation prompt, presses enter and goes and gets more coffee (15 minutes)
- Starts claude, waits, types “can you push this code and create a merge request”, has enough time to go on PieFed to bitch about AI (30 minutes)
👍 produckiv go up 📈
Gotta spend those tokens! We have a stupid leaderboard at my work now.


No bro! You’re prompting it wrong! Just tell it to be fast and not make any mistakes!! This will totally revolutionize software engineering (we want to fire you) in 18 months, I promise!!