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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

Will fortune befall me?

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Will fortune befall me?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 9 days ago
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    As long as they think it’s just some silly fun and don’t actually start making decisions based on that shit

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      Nancy Reagan was using astrology for things as small as determining when Air Force 1 was allowed to land, and everything worked out fine for America… right?

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        Iran attack was timed as well, and the generals have speeches of apocalyptic holy wars. The top of the pyramid scheme is fully in the esoteric and mystic

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          That’s why it’s a pyramid

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      It’s interesting to follow because the billionaires do make decisions based on them, thus affecting us all

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        Oh no, there’s probably stock traders that sell, because Jupiter’s about to do a loop, and then there’s other stock traders that know those stock traders will sell, so they’ll try to sell before.

        Even if none of them actually believed into astrology, they would still sell, because they assume others will sell.

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          and the invisible hand guides the market ever closer to perfect efficiency

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    Will I crush my enemies? See them driven before me? Hear the lamentations of their women?

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      Krom says “Signs point to yes”

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      Obligatory Conan the Musical

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    Conan the Librarian!

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    My wife always tells me they say I’m patronizing and arrogant but that I’ll also have a great love life.

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    They say you should have put less hot sauce on your taco salad last night. Damn.

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    It’s all fun and conquering till she starts saying the stars are better for her then you.

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    Me manifesting my himbo energy.

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