Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agoI found $20 in the parking lot the other day and asked myself " what would Jesus do?"....message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up1196arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1194arrow-down1message-squareI found $20 in the parking lot the other day and asked myself " what would Jesus do?"....Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square2fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretestfactor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·24 days agoNot as much a dad joke, but a similar joke by Emo Phillips that always makes me chuckle: I found a wallet on the street with $100 in it. I was going to keep it, rather than return it, but then I thought, “how would I feel?” And then I realized. I would want… to be taught a lesson.
Not as much a dad joke, but a similar joke by Emo Phillips that always makes me chuckle:
I found a wallet on the street with $100 in it. I was going to keep it, rather than return it, but then I thought, “how would I feel?”
And then I realized. I would want… to be taught a lesson.