Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 28 days agoWhat is your absolute favorite joke?message-squaremessage-square158fedilinkarrow-up1127arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1126arrow-down1message-squareWhat is your absolute favorite joke?Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 28 days agomessage-square158fedilinkfile-text
minus-square843563115848@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up7·28 days agoHi, I like dogs, do you have one? I used to. What happened? I spilled spot remover on him, and he disappeared. Yes I know and credit the talent of the author.
minus-squarekionay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·28 days agoI heard this from Steven Wright simply as, “I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.”
Hi, I like dogs, do you have one?
I used to.
What happened?
I spilled spot remover on him, and he disappeared.
Yes I know and credit the talent of the author.
I heard this from Steven Wright simply as, “I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.”