Could be a one liner or a long drawn out thing I don’t care. I like all kinds of comedy.

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    Hi, I like dogs, do you have one?

    I used to.

    What happened?

    I spilled spot remover on him, and he disappeared.

    Yes I know and credit the talent of the author.

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      28 days ago

      I heard this from Steven Wright simply as, “I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.”