• Katana314@lemmy.worldEnglish
    11·
    5 days ago

    While Apollo, Raiden, Ichiban, and Nero hang out at the “Intended replacement protagonists that didn’t catch on Bar”, Lara Croft, Chris Redfield, and Fox McCloud now hang out at the “Series that have remade their first game multiple times Bar”.

    • rafoix@lemmy.zipEnglish
      11·
      5 days ago

      I’m waiting for the grizzled old version of Lara Croft with giant saggy titties still raiding tombs in her late 50s with modern plastic surgery face.

      You might ask why she would still have her real breasts when her wealth could buy her a brand new set of gravity defying blimps. She simply cannot part with her original pair because they are the only friends from her youth that are still around. Everyone else kicked the bucket.

  • TallonMetroid@lemmy.worldEnglish
    11·
    3 days ago

    Well, it is the 30th anniversary this year, so I guess Tomb Raider Anniversary Electric Boogaloo shouldn’t surprise me.